What Would Jesus Insure?

In the coming days we will be writing a health care plan that we believe Jesus would have written if he was a Presidential Candidate. Anyone with any ideas, inputs, or insights are encouraged to join in the discussion. Of course, we are suspending Jesus' miracle curing powers during the exercise. Would he coerce wellness programs? Would he overlook millions of children that can't afford proper care and nutrition? What about obesity? Is it the sin of gluttony? You decide. When we have the plan crafted we will compare it to Hillary's and McCain's to see which one more closely resembles Jesus.

Are These the Words of a Waking Christian?

John McCain woke up in the back seat of his black SUV while he was recently on tour of a Southern state. He awoke suffering from heat and confusion. We have an unconfirmed report of the incident and have transcribed the only known copy of an inferior audio tape. McCain was roused when the caravan pulled into a warehouse for the elderly that was supported by Medicare patients.
[McCain]: "Where the hell are we?"
[Unidentified Driver]: "We just pulled up to the Git-Em-N-Gone Senior's Home in Biloxi Mississippi."
[McCain]: "Oh no. You're going to take me to the G** D**** Hooters just as we agreed upon."
[Unidentified McCain volunteer]: "Don't you remember John? We talked about that last night. Hooters is not a 'Nursing Facility'."
[McCain] "When the hell did they change that?"
Disclaimer: The source for this material has been at times unreliable (within a margin of error), but has not produced a statistically significant reluctance on our part to work with him.

The Clinton Christian Coalition (CCC)

We are an organization that supports Hillary Clinton in her efforts to become the first female President. We believe we speak for the true nature of Christianity that has not been hijacked by the greed, lust, intolerance, and violence that permeates the current conservative Christian movement. We believe that America will be guided to a far better future through true Christianity as exemplified by Hillary, than in a yoke on the road to ruin that the previous blasphemers have led us down. Join our quiet movement.

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